AGE?? LOLZ!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER !!

Lol!! (Well there is no escape from the sms’ism’ of English, you are either with it, or too stuck up in life, lolz) And I? I so want to be ‘with it’, more than any other time in my life, not that I never claim to be indifferent to aging, BTW ‘age is all in the mind/a state of mind especially when you reach mid thirties, its funny when you are in school it’s rather easy distinction, married men are ‘uncleji’s, married women, ‘auntyji’s, call it the magic of ‘thirties’ it suddenly dawns on people, that ‘AGE’ is immaterial, what really matters is………./………/………..(different strokes for different folks.
They say confession may be good for soul but it is BAD for reputation, well if it is so, So be it, I’m going to confess it anyway, ‘I do and will do everything humanly possible to stay young (not that I am anymore) but what the heck, they also say if you feel young you are young! Haha, so I’m at a happy place in life, where age does not matter, we all have an ageless body timeless mind, we live in perfect harmony with nature, and one another, we have truly found bliss, And here’s an invite for all the special & wonderful people in my life, just that……YOU AINT IN IT !!!
PS: IF AGE DIDN’T MATTER ……THOSE WERE THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE@ SUMMER OF 69, WOULDN’T BE AN INTERNATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE AGING YOUTH!!

kahaaniyan.......

Suno ki har shakl keh rahi hai kahaani koi,
suno ki har chehre ki ik,apni hi daastan hai
kuchh chehron mein chamak hai sapnon ki,
hein vaade,aur kuchh iraade hein
kuchh khali hein us ghar ki tarah
ki jinke maalik...kahin dur des rehte hein
kuchh udaas biyaaban, or veeran shaklen
akeley sunaypan ki kahaani kehtin...
aawaaz detin roktin pukaarteen,
yeh shaklen,yeh kahaniyan………

The sham of democracy

Democracy, they say is government of the people, by the people, for the people. Now that’s one thing we have no dearth of, PEOPLE, at 1.8 billion we are more than 17% of the world’s population, no small feat that, Is it?
Now may be I am one of those cynical people who are fastidious by nature, but all this democracy business does not make too much sense to me,
Here we have a 1.8 billion people, 42% out of which are living below the poverty line, and another 34% illiterate, the kind of people who haven’t got a one in a zillion chance to land a government/private job, not even a job of a clerk. Well within the confines and the boundaries of this great nation are people who haven’t ever seen a TV, who can’t tell a scooter from a motorbike, or a cooler from a refrigerator, though they are cheap labor, and mind you I say cheap not inexpensive, not low-cost, but CHEAP! We may not want to hire them as domestic helps in our houses, coz they are ‘raw’ and ‘inexperienced’, we can’t let them be anywhere near our cooking ranges, and microwaves, but that does not take away the fact that we treat them as an equal as one of us.
Ha what a sham! Read (shame), double standards abound both in the Indian polity, and society. Who are you fooling guys, how do you justify the value of an illiterate’s vote being equal to a scientist’s, a doctor’s? You can’t, because there is no justification for this.
The fact is the 42% people below the poverty line, and the 34% illiterates continue to procreate for recreation, their population continues to grow, they are the one’s who decide which vested interest party, err Political party will fill their pockets &  bank vaults for the next five years, by the power of their vote, but thank god they have no notions pre-conceived or otherwise, and they are an understanding lot of people, just a Rs.100 And a bottle of cheap country liquor is what they expect every five years to mortgage, their own life and the lives of every other educated productive Indian. Needless to say it suits the politicians, just fine, democracy is a game of numbers and you my educated friend don’t account for much, so read those news papers & Blogs and please do indulge in armchair politics and intellectual banter and complain about things being bad, but take my word for it things won’t be bad too long, they will get worse………WORSE.

CAN TALK WILL BITCH/COMPLAIN !!

Can talk will bitch/complain.

Why isn’t complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Since our Indian constitution in Article 19 guarantees freedom of speech and expression, and gives its citizens right to information, I would like to question, the government of India, Why hasn’t it taken any/enough steps to make complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Come to think of it something we all do all our lives, right from the time we mumble our first few words, to the time we kick the bucket or maybe till we are pushing up daisies, here’s something we do with fervor and passion and even ranchhod das chanchad (of 3 idiots fame) says kaabil bano kaabil kaamyaabi to jhakk maar ke peeche daudegi !!
Let’s take a look at the pro’s here
A) It comes naturally to us; no need for long drawn out painstaking degree/diplomas courses curriculums and syllabus. (Come on we know our bitching, and complaining)
B) Doesn’t require a special skill, technical, linguistic, managerial or otherwise all you need is an attitude of (can talk will complain/bitch)
C) Means of mass employment: now you can well imagine right from your bhua, to dadi to massi,your tau ji your foofa ji, they all would be so productive,(isn’t it all they do anyway? imagine getting paid for it)
D) Maybe another means of employment could be hiring people for giving suggestions, after all isn’t that what Google does it searches and suggests, ‘whatever happened to our time tested conventional ways?’ got a query ask the first person you meet he might not know a F##K but he will be magnanimous enough to suggest you something.

Unfortunately Hum west (paschim) ke peeche andhon ki tarah daud rahe hein aur apni sanskriti,apne hunar ko bhoolte ja rahe hein!!
Guys do pick up things from the west, but don’t you forget to complain, whine brood, sulk, and that special art of giving suggestions, (unwarranted and uncalled for)
After all that’s what makes us. US! PROUD INDIANS! Jai ho!

Ps. Negativity is like a black hole it sucks your life energy stay clear off it stay positive (not HIV+)

predicaments of a married man !!

Predicaments of a married man !

There she sits in front of you looking ever so beautiful, she is in her early twenties, and u a much-married man, a father, in your mid thirties, (how come your mid thirties continue all the way till 38 is a mystery to be solved later).

But of course you are an attractive man, people take you seriously where ever you go, you are an intelligent man who has made it in life on his own!!...So of course you exude a certain kind of confidence, which comes only with achievements. Though you were an incorrigible flirt once, your marital vows to u are sacrosanct! You wouldn’t dare give in to the temptation of trying your well-practiced charming ways to floor women! For you know it’s not worth it.

But ever so often you know it, how much you have wanted to take a walk on the wild side, just to feel that high! That adrenaline rush, that heady intoxicating feeling you get when you have just fallen in love.

Here you are looking at this young lass, the PYT (pretty young thing) who is so completely oblivious to the barrage of emotions you are having, feelings of nostalgia, euphoria, exhilaration& despair.

Man was a hunter in the early days, I wonder if that has changed a lot since then, if not for playing the field on your spouse, just to see if you still have it in you? Can this mature hunter still hunt a game? And while you are toying with this idea ring!!! Ring !!! It’s your wife calling, concerned because you are running late and haven’t called. And in no time you know that this is love, and it is for real.

So while the miss sugary lips is still beautiful, she is off limits for you.

You love your wife and your family far too much, and won’t jeopardize it for anything/anyone.

Ps hey did she just give me a smile……..the predicament continues……