CAN TALK WILL BITCH/COMPLAIN !!

Can talk will bitch/complain.

Why isn’t complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Since our Indian constitution in Article 19 guarantees freedom of speech and expression, and gives its citizens right to information, I would like to question, the government of India, Why hasn’t it taken any/enough steps to make complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Come to think of it something we all do all our lives, right from the time we mumble our first few words, to the time we kick the bucket or maybe till we are pushing up daisies, here’s something we do with fervor and passion and even ranchhod das chanchad (of 3 idiots fame) says kaabil bano kaabil kaamyaabi to jhakk maar ke peeche daudegi !!
Let’s take a look at the pro’s here
A) It comes naturally to us; no need for long drawn out painstaking degree/diplomas courses curriculums and syllabus. (Come on we know our bitching, and complaining)
B) Doesn’t require a special skill, technical, linguistic, managerial or otherwise all you need is an attitude of (can talk will complain/bitch)
C) Means of mass employment: now you can well imagine right from your bhua, to dadi to massi,your tau ji your foofa ji, they all would be so productive,(isn’t it all they do anyway? imagine getting paid for it)
D) Maybe another means of employment could be hiring people for giving suggestions, after all isn’t that what Google does it searches and suggests, ‘whatever happened to our time tested conventional ways?’ got a query ask the first person you meet he might not know a F##K but he will be magnanimous enough to suggest you something.

Unfortunately Hum west (paschim) ke peeche andhon ki tarah daud rahe hein aur apni sanskriti,apne hunar ko bhoolte ja rahe hein!!
Guys do pick up things from the west, but don’t you forget to complain, whine brood, sulk, and that special art of giving suggestions, (unwarranted and uncalled for)
After all that’s what makes us. US! PROUD INDIANS! Jai ho!

Ps. Negativity is like a black hole it sucks your life energy stay clear off it stay positive (not HIV+)

predicaments of a married man !!

Predicaments of a married man !

There she sits in front of you looking ever so beautiful, she is in her early twenties, and u a much-married man, a father, in your mid thirties, (how come your mid thirties continue all the way till 38 is a mystery to be solved later).

But of course you are an attractive man, people take you seriously where ever you go, you are an intelligent man who has made it in life on his own!!...So of course you exude a certain kind of confidence, which comes only with achievements. Though you were an incorrigible flirt once, your marital vows to u are sacrosanct! You wouldn’t dare give in to the temptation of trying your well-practiced charming ways to floor women! For you know it’s not worth it.

But ever so often you know it, how much you have wanted to take a walk on the wild side, just to feel that high! That adrenaline rush, that heady intoxicating feeling you get when you have just fallen in love.

Here you are looking at this young lass, the PYT (pretty young thing) who is so completely oblivious to the barrage of emotions you are having, feelings of nostalgia, euphoria, exhilaration& despair.

Man was a hunter in the early days, I wonder if that has changed a lot since then, if not for playing the field on your spouse, just to see if you still have it in you? Can this mature hunter still hunt a game? And while you are toying with this idea ring!!! Ring !!! It’s your wife calling, concerned because you are running late and haven’t called. And in no time you know that this is love, and it is for real.

So while the miss sugary lips is still beautiful, she is off limits for you.

You love your wife and your family far too much, and won’t jeopardize it for anything/anyone.

Ps hey did she just give me a smile……..the predicament continues……