CAN TALK WILL BITCH/COMPLAIN !!

Can talk will bitch/complain.

Why isn’t complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Since our Indian constitution in Article 19 guarantees freedom of speech and expression, and gives its citizens right to information, I would like to question, the government of India, Why hasn’t it taken any/enough steps to make complaining a lucrative career option in India?
Come to think of it something we all do all our lives, right from the time we mumble our first few words, to the time we kick the bucket or maybe till we are pushing up daisies, here’s something we do with fervor and passion and even ranchhod das chanchad (of 3 idiots fame) says kaabil bano kaabil kaamyaabi to jhakk maar ke peeche daudegi !!
Let’s take a look at the pro’s here
A) It comes naturally to us; no need for long drawn out painstaking degree/diplomas courses curriculums and syllabus. (Come on we know our bitching, and complaining)
B) Doesn’t require a special skill, technical, linguistic, managerial or otherwise all you need is an attitude of (can talk will complain/bitch)
C) Means of mass employment: now you can well imagine right from your bhua, to dadi to massi,your tau ji your foofa ji, they all would be so productive,(isn’t it all they do anyway? imagine getting paid for it)
D) Maybe another means of employment could be hiring people for giving suggestions, after all isn’t that what Google does it searches and suggests, ‘whatever happened to our time tested conventional ways?’ got a query ask the first person you meet he might not know a F##K but he will be magnanimous enough to suggest you something.

Unfortunately Hum west (paschim) ke peeche andhon ki tarah daud rahe hein aur apni sanskriti,apne hunar ko bhoolte ja rahe hein!!
Guys do pick up things from the west, but don’t you forget to complain, whine brood, sulk, and that special art of giving suggestions, (unwarranted and uncalled for)
After all that’s what makes us. US! PROUD INDIANS! Jai ho!

Ps. Negativity is like a black hole it sucks your life energy stay clear off it stay positive (not HIV+)