Mein aur meri tanhaai aksar yeh baatein karte hein ....
Tum hotin to aisa hota tum hotin to waisa hota tum hotin to kaisa hota ....
Tum mera towel bed pe dekh ke bhadaktin .... Man hi mann budbudaatin ...
Kabhi mere ulte pade jooton pe kabhi mozon pe chillatin ...
Shaam ko jab thaka haara mein ghar aata tum mere paas aatin ...
Aur halke se kaan mein keh jaatin.....
Suno aaj khaana nahin banaya....
Bahar se mangva lena
Butter chicken dal makhani aur naan
Voh ek drink ek peg jo mera haq banta hai .....
Peene pe tum aag baboola ho jaatin .... Kohli sahib ka heart attack...
Singh sahib ka cardiac arrest ginvaatin ....
Tum hotin to aisa hota tum hotin to waisa hota tum hotin to kaisa hota....
Kabhi mere maan baap ke dhoort chaalakiyon ka kachha chittha
ke jinse abtak mein bechaara anjaan tha....
mujhe sikhaatin batlaatin
Kabhi meri behnon ki property pe jo buri nazar hai......
Ussey mera tvaaruff karvaatin ...
Vo mere yaar jo kabhi merr ghar pe dinon din pade rehte thei .....
Unhein drawing room tak seemit karke... Shishshtachaar nibhaati .....
Raat ko 9 baje ... Bhaia aap chai loge poochh kar .... Unhein welcome feel karvaatin ....
Tum hotin to aisa hota tum hotin to waisa hota ........
Aisa nahin ke tum dil se buri ho....
Bass meri khushiyon ke tum peechhe padi ho.....
Kyun badalna chaahti ho mujhe itna....
Ke mein khud ko pehchaan hi na paaun ....
Jeeta to rahun par jeete jee mar jaaun .....
Shukra hai ke aaj tum nahin ho ....
Apni behen ke yahan gayi hui ho .....
Aaj honsla sa karke yeh gubaar nikaal raha hoon ......
6van peg khatm hua ab saatvan daal raha hoon...
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